So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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