Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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