MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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