i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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