you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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