we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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