if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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