There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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