My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize
