Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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