He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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