For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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