She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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