it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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