; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
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