Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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