You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
