i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
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