Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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