NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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