Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
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