her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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