Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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