never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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