We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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