My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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