You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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