I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
