dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
