He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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