sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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