i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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