ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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