please come you make the beer taste better
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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