Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Randomize
