Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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