69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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