It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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