found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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