Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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