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(314): View more from Missouri

My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig

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(831): View more from California

'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason

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(650): View more from California

the ice cream truck is coming omgomg

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dude, it's 2 am.

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but its COMING

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(201): View more from New Jersey

If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.

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(516): View more from New York

Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"

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To a 70 year old lady?!

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(917): View more from New York City

i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.

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(360): View more from Washington

Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.

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(813): View more from Florida

I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.

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You love porn!

(813): View more from Florida

Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.

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