i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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