Midget sex pt 2 tonight
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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