my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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