I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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