The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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