We got so high we made milksteak
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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