Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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