How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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