No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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