Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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