i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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