he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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