The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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