Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I currently don't understand fingers.
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